Short jokes
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.