Short jokes
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
You suck.