Short jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
U can vent here idc.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.