Short jokes

Short jokes

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

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