Short jokes

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."