Short jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!