Short jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.