Short jokes
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
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Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.