Short jokes
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Only in Ohio.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I love gay people. UwU
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.