Short jokes
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.