Short jokes
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Like if you are a simp.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!