Short jokes
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?