Short jokes
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Queen
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.