Short jokes
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
No one gives a fuck.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?