Short jokes
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
They are delicious.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."