Short jokes
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Braken Rodrgrigous?
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.