Short jokes
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Queen
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔