Short jokes
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
cock, cock, and cum
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
big booty latinas.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.