Short jokes
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.