Short jokes
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.