Short jokes
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.