Short jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.