Short jokes
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Jenga.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯