Short jokes
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.