Short jokes

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

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I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.