What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Social Distancing Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is banking on the sad reality that people's hairlines recede as they get older. So, it can 'run' away from your forehead, it's an eyesore because baldness is ugly, and it practices social distancing because it's moving away from your face. Get it? Probably not.