Short jokes
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Champagne
Show yourself.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."