Short jokes
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.