Short jokes
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.