Short jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Wears pink.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕