Short jokes
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
U can vent here idc.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.