Short jokes
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!