Short jokes
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
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Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!