Short jokes

Short jokes

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.