Short jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

All these jokes are all plane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!