Short jokes
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
There is no god. None, not one.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.