Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Hairy Mom
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that ur mom is so hairy that even King Kong, who is like, super hairy, is jealous. It's an insult disguised as a compliment...or maybe just an insult. Honestly, I don't know how you wipe with all that hair on your body.