Short jokes
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
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I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.