Short jokes
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Allah akbar.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.