Short jokes

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!