Wand jokes
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stephanie has a magic.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
