What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Stephanie has a magic
