What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Stephanie has a magic
