Short jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Spell "I cup."
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.