Short jokes
Heyyyy sistas!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ๐ญ๐ญ
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I meant to say, whatโs an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Whatโs an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.