Short jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
John Cena.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"