Short jokes
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."