Short jokes
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.