Short jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
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Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
James Dalton.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Ayo, who's online :')
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.