Short jokes
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
My foot itches.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.