Short jokes
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!