Short jokes

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

What kind of book does cheese read at a church?

The Hole-y Bible.

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.