Short jokes
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.