Short jokes
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Just because youβre suicidal, you donβt have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.