Short jokes
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
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