Short jokes
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.