Asian girl jokes

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.