Asian girl jokes
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.