Asian girl jokes

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.