Short jokes

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

I love balls, bro. So do you.

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Gigachad.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Anyone remember the following?

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!