Short jokes

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

Stig

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.