Short jokes
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”