Short jokes
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.