Short jokes
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
🌵funking prick!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.