Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
ISI?
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.