Short jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.