Short jokes
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.