Short jokes
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."