Short jokes
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.