Short jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
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What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.