Short jokes

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Suck my pp!

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

I’m a paki nonse.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."