Short jokes

Short jokes

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.