Short jokes

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.