Short jokes
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I'm about to cum!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!