Short jokes
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!