Short jokes

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

pp hi

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

What hurts the most? 😹

A. Breaking up before chewing.

B. Breaking up after chewing.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!