Short jokes
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!