Short jokes

Short jokes

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.