Short jokes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Lions = gay pride.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.