Short jokes

Greg fucking steals toes!

Greg is a pedo.

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

Minecraftkid72

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

Williams

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

cesar

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

Cunt.

Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

Cole connelly

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.

Bob

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Why did the girl never go upstairs?

Because she had no legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!