What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.