Short jokes

Short jokes

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

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  • How does Hellen Keller drive?

    With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

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  • I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

    I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

    Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

    My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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