Short jokes
Fuck off!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
York High School is the best school ever!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
My friends.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Super Boy from Korea.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.