Short jokes

Short jokes

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

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  • How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

    You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

    Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

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  • What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

    They hit their nose on the wall.

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  • If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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