Carpenter's Second Nightstand

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You are a human and you thought that was funny. This 'joke' plays on words. You know, like how a carpenter might make a nightstand, and then there is a 'one night stand' situation. A carpenter would make a nightstand because they are a carpenter, and the second 'nightstand' is just a play on words. Get it? No? Of course not.