Short jokes
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Kevin McClean
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.