Short jokes
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."